K2 gets added to wordpress.com. Yeah, another big blue header. Can’t you tell from here how thrilled I am at this exciting new innovation?

Correct me if I’m wrong, but wasn’t K2 supposed to be all about trendy AJAX crap the code? The livesearch? The live comments? The silly little slidey thing at the top of the page? Which of course means it’s fundamentally incompatible with wordpress.com, and so when we told the fanboys on the forum it might get installed ‘when it’s out of beta’, this meant ‘never’. And I’m sure the type of people who squee over K2 are perfectly aware that ‘when it’s out of beta’ is, nowadays, a synonym for ‘never’, so everyone was happy. Well, ok, the fanboys weren’t happy because they were being denied their silly little slidey thing, but at least they knew where they were.

And now they go and add this ‘K2-lite’ travesty which, far as I can see (I just enabled it) is basically your standard widgetised custom-headered wp.com themes with no extra bells and whistles that I can see. I am baffled. Wouldn’t uploading one of the multiple K2-esque stylesheets for Sandbox have been easier than dumbing down the original theme? Is Kubrick Guy really that annoyed about the possibility of losing his default crown that he would have denied permission? Could he even do that, seeing as how it’s GPL and he has no rights?

What with Unsleepable being given the same treatment (theme butchered, existing stylesheet ignored) and still no work on the Sandbox SVN branch, it begins to look as if Sandbox is deliberately being sidelined. Boo.