general petals

Via regular reader Pissed off Joe in comments and the help of nofollow, I bring you WPManagerDX, wherein a splogger named Edna extracts money from fellow sploggers who are too dim to master the intricacies of Fantastico. (They’re sploggers, they’re stupid, they deserve to get screwed. You won’t catch me shedding any tears for them.)

I especially love how every mention of wordpress has ™ affixed to it. Now they have me worried about whether it’s sufficient to do this in my header, or whether I need to sprinkle them throughout the text as well. I don’t want those nasty lawyers coming after me, do I? Also, I love how this bogstandard theme apparently has a ‘value’ of $200. That would be Zimbabwean dollars, obviously.

(General Petals is my favourite variation. It sounds like a brutal military dictator with an inner fluffy core.)

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